Typical Tuesday

On a typical Tuesday night, what do most college students do?


I have no idea. 


But I can tell you what I'm doing. My Tuesdays are genrally the days that I pretend to be a real student and go to class all day. Like I said, I am both an English major and an art history major- the kind of degrees that people say you can wipe your ass with. Whatever, I've got two pieces of toilet paper, then. So, anyway, most of my Tuesday is spent being a glorified third-grader: I watch movies and look at pictures all day. After a long day of watching movies (The Discreet Lives of the Bourgeoisie and In the Heat of the Night) and looking at some Rococo paintings, I went over to my friend Kitten's house. Kitten and I met up with the plan to study... but, instead, I learned that ancient Roman coinage was called "ass," and a prostitute could cost anywhere from two asses to sixteen asses. That pretty much ruined my study mode... 


Not entirely, though. I'm trying to be studious. One of my seminars at the Blah State University is about ancient Roman everyday life. It's quite interesting to see how everyday people like myself lived two thousand years ago. Well, perhaps they weren't quite like me...


Back to studying. Toodles.